Old Peoples Moan...

Upon arriving at work this morning I was annoyed to find the car in the lane next to me swerve into my path, practically my own car, the 'Old' gentleman driver seemed oblivious to the fact that I was there [even after my sign language to him]. I moaned and shouted a few times but he then went a different way, I parked the car and made the short journey across the car park towards the pavement... only to feel something brush against my leg. I turned and yet again to my horror found that it was that same bloody driver had clipped me with his car! I shouted and looked up at him but unbelievably [or not] both him and his passenger were staring straight ahead as if hypnotised, not even a blink!

Old people... I'll agree to driving license re-tests at 60, where do I sign?!?!