Who you gonna call?...

This is great, most of us grew up and at one point wanted to be a superhero and lend our services against the powers of evil. Well there seems to be one grown adult who has taken up this childhood dream and has found an area that adluts will play along with... fighting the evils of wheel-clampers! If you have a clamp and no one else can help you maybe you should call the Angle Grinder man. He wears a baby-blue spandex jumpsuit and shiny gold panties, gloves, cape, boots and goggles but the most important and usefull fact is that he carries with him a powerfull angle grinder to simply cut off any clamps. Naturally the police and many clamping companies are a little pissed off, after all Angle Grinder man is actually helping the people in the wrong, a slight flaw in the fantasy. He has a website apparently and I'll put that up as soon as I find it.

Angle Grinder Man.com
CNN.com - Spandex-clad 'superhero' freeing cars on London streets - Sep. 18, 2003

Navel Exercises...

After a recent conversation with my better half about how i seem to be able to always collect bellybutton fluff everyday, I actually started to wonder why. My first question [to myself that is, i am fully aware that the fluff will not respond] is why was it always blue? something i found was strange especially when i was wearing whtie from head to toe! But then the 'Oh so wise' Mr Internet, well Mr Google to be exact gave me some hope... I was only one of millions asking this question. Now I don't like to be one of a crowd so i gave up my quest, but have a read.

The Great Bellybutton Lint Survey: Quotes - ABC Science Online

Chuckle Vision…

I found things quite amusing today, don’t ask why as I have no idea. Firstly on my temporary work to work here in Newport I pass a small independent Windows and Door shop. It’s one of these shops that have a scatty image who’s sole purpose is to provide a service, the image of the actual store is unimportant and they have many home-made and creative signs in the window. Now it is one of these A4 signs, scribbled on with a black bullet tip marker, that made me chuckle. It reads… ‘BIG KNOCKERS? Apply within.’ Now I don’t know if it sells any extra door accessories or maybe well proportioned women staff it, but it worked for me.

And… what is the news coming to? Why do I ask, well I watched the nightly news and was surprised to see that the best story of the day was the fact that a large asteroid is heading towards earth and it would cause a devastating end to the earth. Strange I thought as surely this could have happened a few thousand times before in the whole age of the 3rd rock from the sun and would ridding the planet of us all be a problem to anyone, after all who’d be left the complain? I then saw that it had only a 9 billion to 1 chance of hitting so maybe the scientists can work on the ‘how to stop it’ theory a little longer!